I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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