I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
