So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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