Non-Jews are for practice
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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