If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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