But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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