white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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