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My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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