On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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