wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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