Life is so much better after having sex.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Randomize
