Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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