your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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