are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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