After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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