WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I have tasted many bathrooms
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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