Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The air taste purple.
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