Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
try to milk me bitch
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