its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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