Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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