I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
