I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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