Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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