I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
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if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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