Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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