you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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