yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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