THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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