all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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