he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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