maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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