i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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