love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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