This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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