your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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