your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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