I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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