Porn is love you can see.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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