then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Randomize
