My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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