I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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