She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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