i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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