Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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