we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize