Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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