I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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