For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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