I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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