We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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