I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
where are you?
Hypothermia
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Randomize
