Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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